I wrote a super long and emotional essay in order to justify the existence of this entry. But I decided not to publish it. Because why should I have to explain myself? There’s no law against sharing your accomplishments. (Yet.)
Welcome. This is a new monthly segment where I list all the cool stuff I did for the last month. If that doesn’t interest you, or it will somehow make you feel bad then just don’t read it. I personally love to read about other people’s accomplishments, so I thought maybe somebody out there will be interested in mine.
I meditated 14 times. Yes, I should meditate everyday and I would like to get that number up but it’s still not too bad. I only count a meditation session if it’s at least 20 minutes. So I spent at least 280 minutes this month being one with the universe.
I studied Japanese 31 times. I studied every single day this month. Can I speak Japanese yet? Absolutely not. But you can’t say I’m not trying.
I lost 4kg. I’m a loser baby. What’s my secret? I’ll never tell. But I can assure you that I definitely didn’t lose the weight by exercising or cutting ice cream out of my diet. Don’t believe me? I’ll prove it Buy me some ice cream and I’ll eat it on the spot.
I wrote over 2000 words per day on 21 days. I made it over 1000 on three other days. Take that George RR Martin.
I fasted for 13 days. No, not in a row.
I have a horrible habit of not finishing things that I start. I am working to change this. So here are the things I’ve finished.
I finished reading these books:
-“The Last Wish” by Andrzej Sapkowsji
-“Sword of Destiny” by Andrzej Sapkowsji
-“Master Keaton volume 1” by Naoki Urasawa
-“Into the Woods” by John Yorke
-“Barbarella” by Jean Claude-Forest
I finished taking these Masterclasses:
-R.L. Stine teaches writing for young audiences
-Neil Gaiman teaches the art of storytelling
-Aaron Sorkin teaches Screenwriting
I finished these writing projects:
Mysterious Hero Manga Script
Flyer Manga Script
The first four chapters of an untitled Novel
I saw three plays in the theatre
Yes, they were all puppet shows. No, I can’t remember the names of any of them. Please don’t take this as a sign of disrespect. I have a bad memory.
I beat a video game:
It was the Witcher 3 for the PlayStation 4. No, I didn’t complete all of the side quests or do any of the dlc. It is a long game.
Conclusion:
I guess I didn’t do too bad this month, although I know there is still plenty of room for improvement. Will next month bring even more achievements, or I will spiral down a hole of despair and end up doing nothing? Find out in next month’s Big Bad Brag Blog.
Coffee and Puppets 